Anonymous wondered,
u are in slytherin? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON, BUT YOU ARE NOT

the-queen-of-gondor:

OK, LISTEN TO ME YOU LIL SHIT.

Not all Slytherins are Death Eaters or bad/evil people. BEING IN SLYTHERIN IS NOT EQUAL TO BE A DEATH EATER, NO.

If you don’t believe me, just remember Horace Slughorn, that Harry probably was going to be on Slytherin and also many, MANY, students of every House fought on the Battle of Hogwarts, AND OBVIUSLY LOTS OF THEM WERE IN SLYTHERIN.

Also, if you are that kind of people that think that…

  • Gryffindor = The good ones
  • Hufflepuff = They are the weak, they can’t do anything
  • Ravelcaw = The nerds, the boring ones

I’m just telling you that:

  • Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor
  • Tonks and Cedric Digory were Hufflepuff
  • Gilderoy Lockhart (He was an idiot, admit it) and Luna Lovegood (One of the most creative and funny characters) are Ravenclaw

So in conclusion: YOU BETTER STOP WITH ALL THAT “HOUSES STERIOTYPES”

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks)

sushiandpie:

Reblog if you want your followers to put the Pokémon they think Best Represents you into your ask box.image

(Source: mikemcc)

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: wendy-pleakley)

vajonasbrothers:

frustrational:

foulmilk:

girl-lamb:

this inmate who is serving a life sentence for molesting and then murdering a 10 year old girl called katie was held down and branded by fellow inmates when they learned of his crimes 

Fave

Woah

i heard that in prison is that they will shame rapists and molestors and noone will help them or talk to them which shows that even criminals have more moral than some people here walking free thinking rape is okay

kevinwada:

kristaferanka:

Ladies of X 2

Monet

Dani Moonstar

Dust

Jean Grey

Polaris

Scarlet Witch

Kitty Pryde

Rachel Summers

Jubilee

Storm

Rogue

Psylocke

Magik

Emma Frost

Dazzler

Domino

Armor

Surge

X-23

- print coming soon -

Y’all…

(Source: euph0ricr3ality)

undress-thebarbiee:

Amen

(Source: nalijahmakayla)

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

owning-my-truth:

ceruleancynic:

alberteinsteinofficial:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

and guess what in space they pick categories when they have a lot of things to name like the craters on mercury. the category for naming them is after deceased artists

lookin good there, mercury

now I understand why sailor mercury was blue

itscathartic:

Let’s be real, if I show up “15 minutes late with Starbucks” then I have coffee and you don’t, so who’s the real winner here?

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

colinmorgay:

get to know me meme:

↳(3/5) favourite movies - The Fall

Are you trying to save my soul?

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes