squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

georgethegirraffe:

Ugh anxiety is gross

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

(Source: nonnbinary)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(Source: desiludiindo)

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Thomas Couture

my eyes are bigger than my damn stomach

me: I'M GONNA GET A HALF DOZEN DONUTS AND EAT THEM ALL
me after eating two donuts: i'm gonna fucking vomit

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

(Source: chotronette)

chillybucky:

It’s reached the point where I’m actually scared to go and see Marvel movies because I just know I’ll leave the theater being obsessed with another character.

whatsonthemind:

whatsonthemind:

Good job Hot Topic. Someone finally got it right.

I went back and got a pair and they are super comfortable and make your butt look rad everyone go buy

In which Hogwarts House would you place me?

Bonus points for justification.

(Source: bisexualkira)