ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist)

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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genie: u got 3 wishes
me: accurate bisexual representation in the media
me: widespread acceptance that bisexuality is a real thing that exists and that people identify as and are
me: dragons

chadleymacguff:

come on community center, let’s get SICKENING!

(Source: facebook.com)

yagazieemezi:

Photographer: Thandiwe Muriu
Makeup Artist: Cultured Ego
Model: Anok Kuol

Website / Facebook / Twitter / Instagram

Dedicated to the Cultural Preservation of the African Aesthetic

milkywaysted:

rawrrachey:

glassbottomairplane:

Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.

No

This is frightening i like it

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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siensmagique:

RuPaul’s Drag Race Finalists as the Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus. Nice Photoshop job!

Hawke: *breathes near mages*
Fenris: +9999999 Rivalry.
Hawke: *breathes near templars*
Anders: +9999999 Rivalry.
Hawke: *breathes*
Carver: +9999999 Rivalry.
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neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

(Source: neoliberalismkills)

swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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(Source: thesoftestbunny)

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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